Friday, March 4, 2011

Ichy Rash From Brazilian

The Shy ... More



A body and cries, then rather screams, the crowd, finally some subscribers may be two or three really , follow me demanderla the skylight : "The Shy" (see)
Well goes like this:

barely more above a huge grove Valentin crunched back into his sandwich. What was his surprise to discover a informemorceau almost stale bread.
Enl'ouvrant he discovered a kind of slice of ham, surely poly phosphate, denounced by Jean Pierre Coffe, with a thin film of butter he judged by its appearance, a kind êtreplutôt margarine.
- " The poor, he should think "
Aucontraire, Delphine, still troubled by the incident, should not perceive suitedu change. This was the astonishment when, chewing, already without difficulty, one little pickle craquât under her cute white teeth. Then a delicious piece of chicken followed by salad tendrefeuille.
There, she realized she had a trésorgustatif, in this case, the snack of the handsome stranger.
Eneffet, the unknown, Valentine had the privilege of having a bowel mamanpoule that every morning, lovingly, and every day differently, he was preparing his lunch.
Aun Delphine would someday close came across an assortment of rosettes Lyon County entred thinly on a bed debeurre bio. Without missing a mini thermos of coffee Arabica Fauchon.
Pourla beautiful Delphine, far from his native Britain and his modest family, sarestauration it obtained supplies distributor in the store closest to his work.
Vivantchez an old bedridden aunt, she spent more time off work, às'occuper her.
Ellehésita a moment before continuing, but a curious desire to invade, that is to bite back Labouche where the stranger had placed his lips. Closing his eyes with delight by the intermediary elles'imaginât festive touch avecl'inconnu mouth.
Amazing, Valentine, after the habit of throwing the infâmecroûton, also had the same desire. And therefore, blocked in mouthfuls of bland product malgréla he dreamed to unepossession lingual. A time to dream! But the next day, how to win again this lourdetimidité?
Uneidée came during his troubled sleep. Installed before a hearty petitdéjeuné usual, he asked his mother to prepare him two sandwiches. Surprised Mother:
- "Pourun friend in need he lied, blushing"
Delphine, she, in retrospect, was upset and ashamed to think that this young man discovers, evidence hand, the reflection of his modestecondition. So she prepared a huge picnic in a basket in a closet ancientrouvé. Sandwich bread, sausage, cheese, fruit, a bottle of orange juice and even nice tablecloth and napkin tissue unblanc immaculate.
- " That way, she should think naively, I'll be up to Her "
Miditrente. Valentin walks like a Sioux, in search of the girl.
surprise, he finds her sitting on a chair, towel on his knees beside him on unbanc stone: the web. Above, victuals prominently. A thin ray of sunshine making the éclatdans long blond hair. A table at the Renoir.
Valentin, two snacks in hand was pretty ridiculous. Such as frozen statuevénusienne at Cross fessu who hid from the eyes of Delphine, he nesavait what attitude to take. A new glue prevented any daring.
C'estalors that during the recess, the school gaminsde neighbor, per game, continued, surprised by the obstacle quefaisait épieur, he went back inside.
Violently, Valentin collapses faster, projected on a glide between the knees of Delphine, lenez just the height of a delicate butt (hehe) ... cold chicken. All asunder, basket, cloth, groceries and two sandwiches beyond mother hen.
Delphinetomba backwards, showing her pink below (a little eroticism anyway).
And they do as well as glue and lead in the middle of a flowerbed, firentun alchemical amalgam under riresdes brats.
Delphine Valentinreleva a scarlet ears. Smiles stuck, but even souriresquand and stammering presentations.
bravesgens ... But, every noon now, we can attend the lavish meals (toujoursgrâce to Mother Hen) two cooing pigeons.
parcontre, I'll let you guess what was the approach and implementation of the first kiss!

Happy End
MT

Monday, February 28, 2011

Headaches And Swollen Feet After Giving Birth

Work In Progress: Pedro

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Globby Yellow Discharge Pregnant

Favorite Games Banned

My favorite heart this Sunday.
I still remember this scene because in seeing this movie (kid) I thought the cry of despair of the small Paulette, curiously, was addressed to me.


And it must review all the other scenes

Thursday, February 24, 2011

What To Wear For Dress In Jamacia

Work In Progress: Triptych light

This project will be part of a triptych on how to approach the vertical by means of lighting using a natural material hijacked.
How to use the space to move a fixture with the least possible action on it.
The first project, Kaa, was already the subject of a ticket.

This Project Will Be a part of understanding how we tryptich verticality with lights using hijacked a natural material.
How to use space and move a light with Less action on it.
The first one, Kaa, WAS Introduce Already here.


The second project.

The second one.






To Be Continued ...

How To Know If My Ring I

the Poor George Clooney



I'm not too used defarfouiller in magazines lying around on the tables of Health Professions, no. The rest is assezétonnant in those places where cleanliness is perfect, we trouvonsencore these nests of microbes. But that is another story. So tranquillouchez my physiotherapist, a magazine catches my eye half open lynx. Bug, it's still the beautiful Georges, despite my mild myopia I start lirel'article accompanying photo and, oh! surprise, I discovered unarticle by a psychiatrist who leaves me speechless. And then I wonder if this psychologist, itself not a small problem. Ladies, you bavezsur that this star, I'll let you separate the wheat from the chaff del'amusante analysis? If this is true and if you can déchiffrerl'article? (Clicking on the picture) So? The Poor George ....



It's going to cry in the cottages!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

How To Pay My Aetna Bill

Work In Progress: Lights

Two ongoing projects. Two different ways of apprehending the verticality.
continued ...

Two projects in progress . Two Different Ways understanding of verticality.
To be continued ...


Friday, February 18, 2011

Where Can I Buy Charriol

My Photos Time Yesterday

Explore this biensouvent reveal something that has always been there, but the habitudecachait our eyes "ArthurKoestler"
Luxembourg Gardens
Trocadero: Statue at sunrise
Statue of Liberty at sunrise

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Sinus Polyps In The Brain

Valentine

We love
We want to separate us
It would prevent us
Be happy
We love
It seems it's hell
Who watches us
Or iron
And fire.
True, fools and villains
We hurt, we play tricks
Yet nothing is more obvious
Let love
We love
We can do nothing against them
They are a thousand and there are two
lovers.

Friday, February 11, 2011

9 In 1 Internal Card Reader Firmware

The Timid


Timidité


It's almost Valentine's Day ... .

If there is a terrible embarrassment in human behavior is timidity. Each day this month of June, Valentine, Clerical employee in a ministry, would eat his lunch in the Jardin des Plantes.
past few days he noticed, sitting nicely on another bench, a cute girl who also enjoy beautiful days to appease hunger mid-day. Delphine, because it is his name, worked as secretary to a lawyer. They were identified and each in their inner soul was another very nice and even, the word is strong, desirable.
- "How to approach? " wondered Valentine.
- "What accosted for it? "Delphine thought.
Snacks and strategies inflamed middle of each day. But the glue stuck to the bottom of Valentin. Impossible, despite repeated approaches to solutions to rise. Lead weighed down his chin Delphine who dared raise their head in the direction of the young man, and a slight encouragement decide to take the first step. Glu and lead, not light light stuff. Passed June, July, too. Glue and lead the poor children always froze. In August it was the holidays, nobody on the bench, then came September 1.
Valentine heart pounding, looked beautiful. Delphine, knotted intestines, small steps, looked the young man. Arriving each by a different path at the bend of a huge statue, the meeting was inevitable, snacks fell, they rattled the head to pick them up, blushed, stammered Valentin, Delphine too.

And everyone went off into another direction in hand with the snacks on the other ...

MT

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Free Stuff Like Jib Jab

Favorite: Cyrano de Bergerac



Ah! who remembers these Sublissime Daniel Sorano and Jean Topar?

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Close Up Brazillian Wax

Doubtful Jokes: In Restaurant

In continuation of my gay jokes Doubtful, see : "The Lovers", "The Journal, "On the Bus" , " At Ciné, " "The Dresser" "Treasury", Explanations telephone

Here: "The Restaurant"

*
I must tell you that this "dubious joke" predates the law on banning smoking in restaurants.
* Since I decided to reach a total of ten emmerdures, I racked my head to be able to find two more. I strolled nonchalantly through the streets even in sunny end of vacation.
Feeling hungry began to gnaw my stomach, why would not the fish! I headed to a restaurant specializing in the downtown, the small size of the room, corridor-style of submarine, but a renowned for its cuisine.
As it was already past noon, almost all tables were occupied, but two in the smoking area. And yes, at my joke, the no smoking area was increasingly sought. Well, too bad, as I just want a flat, no more, I tell myself that if a poisoner is installed next, I will not have much time to suffer.
Alas! Misery, just sitting, moved to the adjoining table a couple, preppy. Pretty striped suit for him to tailor Simone Weil for her. A tiny inform dog, hairless, probably imported from China on the floor and begins to surreptitiously sniff my shoes. I expect my order wisely: a skate in black butter, a delicacy here.
The couple after a long consultation order champagne. The fashion plate, then out of his pocket a leather case along with delicacy he extracted a huge cigar. Start
all the ceremonial of the perfect poisoner, sniffing, licking the tip, cut with a special instrument, a kind of small guillotine, Robespierre was to be the guy in a previous life. Finally out of shiny gold lighter massive Cartier, finger on the wheel, ready to smoke out the surrounding terrain.
Click clack in my head, I held my joke.
I start coughing, then scrape off as Stromboli I sniffed several times. Cigar near the mouth comes open, the man turns his head. Eyelash daubed wings, the woman puts her hand over her face powdered outrageously.
I go out a tissue and spit in it while breathing heavily. They move slightly.
- "Excuse me," I said with an air shot, I caught a huge virus, impossible to get rid of it for several days. "
I enjoy as a kid panic which reads on the faces of my neighbors. They thought they have a good time, here they are faced with a dilemma: what to do? Frozen champagne and cigars, for them, the land is mined. I would
while coughing to spin a wicked kick to the infamous animal under the table began to chew my shoelaces.
At this point a table some distance releases. Driven by some unknown internal spring woman grabs her husband's arm, put his arm under the thing that barks, finally pushing her to a Maria Callas when she was in her bad days. Then with the speed of athletes in Olympic games one cent meters, the two friends join the table saving.
My black stripe butter arrives, without the horrible torture of the smoke stick chair with a delicious glass of dry white wine, I tasted slowly.
To exit, I had to brush against the couple's table.
He seemed not to hear them breathing time of my visit. Even the widget crouched on all fours between his legs sheathed in black silk of his mistress.

Ps: Phew ... Now more smoke in pubs, restaurants.

MT
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Friday, January 21, 2011

Full Body Waxing Price India

Dormers: Despair, expectations ...

"La Depeche du Midi": A 9 year old girl, suffering of chronic diabetes, ended his life by jumping from the fifth floor of the family's apartment Monday night at Pierre Benite

despair, hope ... well I'm between heaven and earth, wind whistling in my ears, finally I fly, I fly, I have no constraints, terminated prohibitions, big eyes, bonds, plans ... sometimes, I see up to full speed this tender green grass on which I played so much, but both cried ... despair, I had hopes ... Seen on TV great American actors who drank coffee in heaven ... so why not me ... the grass is approaching ... yes, why not me too, up there, I can snack cakes, candy suck ... just like my girlfriends who always made fun of me ... over the earth, I fly up to heaven and meet these fine actors all in white ... I have nine years but my decision was quickly taken up there ... I will do everything I had been cruelly banned ... someone shouts despair ... my hopes ... the grass broke my limbs, my head ... my girlfriend's dog Lucy licks my face ... I see all cry, well, should not bother ... I will sit on the couch between the two white actors who talk while drinking their coffee, I'll be dressed in white too ... I'll be happy, free, free, free ... do not cry mom.

MT

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Get Pearls In Happy Aquarium

Favorite Sunday: Cheek to cheek





Sunday, January 9, 2011

Women Wearing Sanitary Napkins Images

Skylights: The meeting


Month in November. One Friday evening.
It République that man went. When he entered the car, a heady fragrance of cologne made nostrils vibrate travelers.
Some sixty years, thin mustache, clean shaven, dressed like a fashion coverage for seniors to uptown.
A Panama hat cream, fresh butter leather gloves. He wore a big amber tortoiseshell frame supporting thick glasses which gave him, despite a harmonious face, a look terrifying. At the end of an arm, a cane.
Approaching difficult to Justo, a soft voice, he spoke
- I'm not from Paris but from the provinces, I seek the rue Orfila, I know Get off at a station, alas, I do not know why, can you tell me?
Justo courteous reply.
- No problem sir, I just get off at Gambetta, then I'll show you the way forward.
It was 19 hours, the crowded trains. Huddled against each other at a time, enjoying a sudden stop at a station, the man shrugged, a moment clung to Justo embarrassed.
- You could not hold my stick a second, I need to consult my calendar, not practical as you can see.
Justo, smiling, despite the crowd, grabbed the rod firmly, waited until the man consults his notebook, then returned it.
- decide what grime in the metro, "sighed the man with a grimace.
- We arrive at Gambetta says Justo.
Once open, the man turned in all directions looking worried.
- A young man last favor, guide me jusqu'au13 bis, that's where I go "
Justo sighed, guided the man in front of a doorway.
Man vainly searching for something.
- I can not make the codes, you can press the button At Blue Lotus ?
Justo complied
- About
- Thanks ... bye.
Justo saw the man disappear into the building. Under a fine rain in the night, exhausted, he returned home. He took a shower, supper, looking at the TV, went to bed. In his tiny apartment, wet raincoat, imbued with the eau de toilette for men, up to the uncomfortable sleep.
the morning before a big bowl of black coffee.
He opened the radio.
- A crime has been perpetrated in the night of the 13bis rue Orfila in the twentieth. A woman about 30 years which, according to police die, traded in her charms been an aggressor, a customer probably many blows to the head. Was found on-site broken stick stained with blood .... It sets his hands are clenched around the bowl .... and a button that probably a raincoat. An investigation is underway. Now Marina weather for the week ...
Justo already hear the announcer who moves on to other news.

MT


Sunday, January 2, 2011

Broken Capillaries And Rash

Pictures of Time: Children's Attitudes

To start the year some attitudes of children
Dawn
Dawn
Miliana
Miliana
Albert