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Doubtful Jokes: In Restaurant

In continuation of my gay jokes Doubtful, see : "The Lovers", "The Journal, "On the Bus" , " At Ciné, " "The Dresser" "Treasury", Explanations telephone

Here: "The Restaurant"

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I must tell you that this "dubious joke" predates the law on banning smoking in restaurants.

* Since I decided to reach a total of ten emmerdures, I racked my head to be able to find two more. I strolled nonchalantly through the streets even in sunny end of vacation.

Feeling hungry began to gnaw my stomach, why would not the fish! I headed to a restaurant specializing in the downtown, the small size of the room, corridor-style of submarine, but a renowned for its cuisine.

As it was already past noon, almost all tables were occupied, but two in the smoking area. And yes, at my joke, the no smoking area was increasingly sought. Well, too bad, as I just want a flat, no more, I tell myself that if a poisoner is installed next, I will not have much time to suffer.

Alas! Misery, just sitting, moved to the adjoining table a couple, preppy. Pretty striped suit for him to tailor Simone Weil for her. A tiny inform dog, hairless, probably imported from China on the floor and begins to surreptitiously sniff my shoes. I expect my order wisely: a skate in black butter, a delicacy here.

The couple after a long consultation order champagne. The fashion plate, then out of his pocket a leather case along with delicacy he extracted a huge cigar. Start

all the ceremonial of the perfect poisoner, sniffing, licking the tip, cut with a special instrument, a kind of small guillotine, Robespierre was to be the guy in a previous life. Finally out of shiny gold lighter massive Cartier, finger on the wheel, ready to smoke out the surrounding terrain.

Click clack in my head, I held my joke.

I start coughing, then scrape off as Stromboli I sniffed several times. Cigar near the mouth comes open, the man turns his head. Eyelash daubed wings, the woman puts her hand over her face powdered outrageously.

I go out a tissue and spit in it while breathing heavily. They move slightly.

- "Excuse me," I said with an air shot, I caught a huge virus, impossible to get rid of it for several days. "

I enjoy as a kid panic which reads on the faces of my neighbors. They thought they have a good time, here they are faced with a dilemma: what to do? Frozen champagne and cigars, for them, the land is mined. I would

while coughing to spin a wicked kick to the infamous animal under the table began to chew my shoelaces.

At this point a table some distance releases. Driven by some unknown internal spring woman grabs her husband's arm, put his arm under the thing that barks, finally pushing her to a Maria Callas when she was in her bad days. Then with the speed of athletes in Olympic games one cent meters, the two friends join the table saving.

My black stripe butter arrives, without the horrible torture of the smoke stick chair with a delicious glass of dry white wine, I tasted slowly.

To exit, I had to brush against the couple's table.

He seemed not to hear them breathing time of my visit. Even the widget crouched on all fours between his legs sheathed in black silk of his mistress.

Ps: Phew ... Now more smoke in pubs, restaurants.

MT

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